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> > > 1. What do you put in a toaster?
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> > > The answer is bread. If you said "toast," then give
> > > up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt
> > > yourself. If you said, "bread," go to question 2.
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> > > 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do
> > > cows drink?
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> > > Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk" please
> > > do not attempt the next question. Your brain is
> > > obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may
> > > be that you need to content yourself with reading
> > > something more appropriate such as "Children's
> > > World." If you said, "water" then proceed to
> > > question three.
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> > > 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue
> > > house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is
> > > made from pink bricks and a black house is made from
> > > black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
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> > > Answer: Greenhouses are made of glass. If you said
> > > "green bricks," what the heck are you still doing
> > > here reading these questions????? Dang..... If you
> > > said "glass," then go on to question four.
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> > > 4. It's twenty years ago, a plane is flying at
> > > 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall,
> > > Germany at the time was politically divided into
> > > West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the
> > > flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot,
> > > realizing that the last remaining engine is also
> > > failing, decides on a crash landing procedure.
> > > Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time
> > > and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no
> > > man's land" between East Germany and West Germany.
> > > Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or
> > > West Germany or in "no man's land"?
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> > > Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you
> > > said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you
> > > must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash.
> > > Your efforts would not be appreciated. ...... If you
> > > said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the
> > > next question.
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> > > 5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a
> > > degree every minute then how many degrees will the
> > > hour hand move in one hour?
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> > > Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or
> > > anything other than "one degree," you are to be
> > > congratulated on getting this far, but you are
> > > obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in
> > > and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the
> > > final question.
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> > > 6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a
> > > bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In
> > > London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six
> > > people get off the bus and nine people get on. In
> > > Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In
> > > Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In
> > > Swansea, three people get off and five people get
> > > on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get
> > > on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the
> > > name of the bus driver?
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> > > Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU,
> > > Read the first line!!!
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> > > Humbling isn't it?
> > >
> > > 1. What do you put in a toaster?
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> > > The answer is bread. If you said "toast," then give
> > > up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt
> > > yourself. If you said, "bread," go to question 2.
> > >
> > >
> > > 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do
> > > cows drink?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk" please
> > > do not attempt the next question. Your brain is
> > > obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may
> > > be that you need to content yourself with reading
> > > something more appropriate such as "Children's
> > > World." If you said, "water" then proceed to
> > > question three.
> > >
> > >
> > > 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue
> > > house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is
> > > made from pink bricks and a black house is made from
> > > black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Answer: Greenhouses are made of glass. If you said
> > > "green bricks," what the heck are you still doing
> > > here reading these questions????? Dang..... If you
> > > said "glass," then go on to question four.
> > >
> > >
> > > 4. It's twenty years ago, a plane is flying at
> > > 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall,
> > > Germany at the time was politically divided into
> > > West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the
> > > flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot,
> > > realizing that the last remaining engine is also
> > > failing, decides on a crash landing procedure.
> > > Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time
> > > and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no
> > > man's land" between East Germany and West Germany.
> > > Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or
> > > West Germany or in "no man's land"?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you
> > > said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you
> > > must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash.
> > > Your efforts would not be appreciated. ...... If you
> > > said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the
> > > next question.
> > >
> > >
> > > 5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a
> > > degree every minute then how many degrees will the
> > > hour hand move in one hour?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or
> > > anything other than "one degree," you are to be
> > > congratulated on getting this far, but you are
> > > obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in
> > > and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the
> > > final question.
> > >
> > >
> > > 6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a
> > > bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In
> > > London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six
> > > people get off the bus and nine people get on. In
> > > Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In
> > > Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In
> > > Swansea, three people get off and five people get
> > > on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get
> > > on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the
> > > name of the bus driver?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU,
> > > Read the first line!!!
> > >
> > > Humbling isn't it?
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