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  • this is a test for the intelligent people

    OK, relax, clear mind and ... begin.
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    > > > 1. What do you put in a toaster?
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    > > > The answer is bread. If you said "toast," then give
    > > > up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt
    > > > yourself. If you said, "bread," go to question 2.
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    > > >
    > > > 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do
    > > > cows drink?
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    > > > Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk" please
    > > > do not attempt the next question. Your brain is
    > > > obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may
    > > > be that you need to content yourself with reading
    > > > something more appropriate such as "Children's
    > > > World." If you said, "water" then proceed to
    > > > question three.
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    > > > 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue
    > > > house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is
    > > > made from pink bricks and a black house is made from
    > > > black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
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    > > > Answer: Greenhouses are made of glass. If you said
    > > > "green bricks," what the heck are you still doing
    > > > here reading these questions????? Dang..... If you
    > > > said "glass," then go on to question four.
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    > > > 4. It's twenty years ago, a plane is flying at
    > > > 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall,
    > > > Germany at the time was politically divided into
    > > > West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the
    > > > flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot,
    > > > realizing that the last remaining engine is also
    > > > failing, decides on a crash landing procedure.
    > > > Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time
    > > > and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no
    > > > man's land" between East Germany and West Germany.
    > > > Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or
    > > > West Germany or in "no man's land"?
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    > > > Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you
    > > > said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you
    > > > must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash.
    > > > Your efforts would not be appreciated. ...... If you
    > > > said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the
    > > > next question.
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    > > >
    > > > 5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a
    > > > degree every minute then how many degrees will the
    > > > hour hand move in one hour?
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    > > > Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or
    > > > anything other than "one degree," you are to be
    > > > congratulated on getting this far, but you are
    > > > obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in
    > > > and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the
    > > > final question.
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    > > > 6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a
    > > > bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In
    > > > London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six
    > > > people get off the bus and nine people get on. In
    > > > Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In
    > > > Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In
    > > > Swansea, three people get off and five people get
    > > > on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get
    > > > on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the
    > > > name of the bus driver?
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    > > > Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU,
    > > > Read the first line!!!
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    > > > Humbling isn't it?
    "When the forest weeps, the Anishinabe who listens will look back at the years. In each generation of Ojibway there will be a person who will hear the si-si-gwa-d, who will listen and remember and pass it on to the children."

    "Night Flying Woman"


  • #2
    omg i didnt even get on 1 haha i said toast

    You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling
    You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar how you get so fly?¿?


    ****Mary had a little lamb but grandma butchered it****

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    • #3
      lol.... at least u tried honey, i see no one else is trying ...i got to 2 ... i said cows drink milk ... lol
      "When the forest weeps, the Anishinabe who listens will look back at the years. In each generation of Ojibway there will be a person who will hear the si-si-gwa-d, who will listen and remember and pass it on to the children."

      "Night Flying Woman"

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      • #4
        Too easy. Got any tough ones?

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        • #5
          heres 1

          On my way to st. ides
          Met a man with seven wives.
          The seven wives and seven sacks,
          the seven sacks had seven cats
          the seven cats had seven kitts.
          Kitts, Cats, Sacks, Wives.

          How many were going to st. ides
          Oh yeah, I used to know Quentin...He's a real...He's a real Jerky

          ~Flat Beat~

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          • #6
            Re: heres 1

            Originally posted by Emmy
            On my way to st. ides
            Met a man with seven wives.
            The seven wives and seven sacks,
            the seven sacks had seven cats
            the seven cats had seven kitts.
            Kitts, Cats, Sacks, Wives.

            How many were going to st. ides
            One

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            • #7
              :clap:
              Oh yeah, I used to know Quentin...He's a real...He's a real Jerky

              ~Flat Beat~

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              • #8
                you were the only one ..... hey .. that was easier then mine ... lol
                "When the forest weeps, the Anishinabe who listens will look back at the years. In each generation of Ojibway there will be a person who will hear the si-si-gwa-d, who will listen and remember and pass it on to the children."

                "Night Flying Woman"

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                • #9
                  Alright, I'm gonna go hide now, I missed everything except the greenhouse thing. :Cry
                  Love is the ultimate magic, the ultimate spell, without reason, often making no sense.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by MorninLite21
                    Alright, I'm gonna go hide now, I missed everything except the greenhouse thing. :Cry
                    dont feel bad its hard or maybe i just think its hard cause im dumb lol

                    You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling
                    You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar how you get so fly?¿?


                    ****Mary had a little lamb but grandma butchered it****

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                    • #11
                      Great Juan
                      ------------------
                      " We beseech and demand... that you accept the Church and the Superior Organization of the whole world and recognize the supreme Pontiff, called the Pope, and that in his name you acknowledge the King and Queen... his representatives, as the lords and superior authorities of these islands and main lands...
                      If you do not do this, or resort maliciously to delay, we warn you that, with the aid of God, we will enter your land against you with force and will make war in every place and by every means we can and are able, and we will then subject you to the yoke and authority of the church and of their Highnesses.
                      We will take you and your wives and children and make them slaves...
                      And we will take your property and will do you all the harm and evil we can..."

                      --The Requerimiento (read by Spanish Conquistadors to the people of the "New World" )

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                      • #12
                        it's just funny cause when you read the answers you think "man i'm dumb, what was i thinking"? cause they're so obvious! Oh well nobody ever said that i was real great with the obvious stuff. :dontknow:
                        Love is the ultimate magic, the ultimate spell, without reason, often making no sense.

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