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    Road Rage

    Two cars were waiting at a stoplight.

    The light turned green, but the man didn't notice it. A woman in the car
    behind him is watching traffic pass around them. The woman begins pounding
    on her steering wheel and yelling at the man to move. The man doesn't
    move.

    The woman is going ballistic inside her car, ranting and raving at the
    man, pounding on her steering wheel and dash. The light turns yellow and
    the woman begins to blow the car horn, flips him off, and screams
    profanity and curses at the man.

    The man, looks up, sees the yellow light and accelerates through the
    intersection just as the light turns red.

    The woman is beside herself, screaming in frustration as she misses her
    chance to get through the intersection. As she is still in mid-rant she
    hears a tap on her window and looks up into the barrel of a gun held by a
    very serious looking policeman.

    The policeman tells her to shut off her car while keeping both hands in
    sight. She complies, speechless at what is happening. After she shuts off
    the engine, the policeman orders her to exit her car with her hands up.

    She gets out of the car and he orders her to turn and place her hands on
    her car then handcuffs her and takes her to the police station where she
    is fingerprinted, photographed, searched, booked and placed in a cell.

    After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches the cell and opens the
    door for her. She is escorted back to the booking desk where the original
    officer is waiting with her personal effects and says, "I'm really sorry
    for this mistake. But you see, I pulled up behind your car while you were
    blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a
    blue streak at him. I noticed the "Choose Life" license plate holder, the
    "What Would Jesus Do" bumper sticker, the "Follow Me to Sunday School"
    bumper sticker, and the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.

    Naturally I assumed you had stolen the car."

  • #2
    :Chatter lol:Chatter that sounds like my grandma shes got all these peace stickers and stuff but when some one cuts her off man she says all the bad words and flips peeps off

    You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling
    You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar how you get so fly?¿?


    ****Mary had a little lamb but grandma butchered it****

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    • #3
      sad but true
      ------------------
      " We beseech and demand... that you accept the Church and the Superior Organization of the whole world and recognize the supreme Pontiff, called the Pope, and that in his name you acknowledge the King and Queen... his representatives, as the lords and superior authorities of these islands and main lands...
      If you do not do this, or resort maliciously to delay, we warn you that, with the aid of God, we will enter your land against you with force and will make war in every place and by every means we can and are able, and we will then subject you to the yoke and authority of the church and of their Highnesses.
      We will take you and your wives and children and make them slaves...
      And we will take your property and will do you all the harm and evil we can..."

      --The Requerimiento (read by Spanish Conquistadors to the people of the "New World" )

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      • #4
        Yeah that sounds like my buddy. Has a bunch of Jesus stuff in her truck cuz her dad's a preacher but when she drives, her road rage comes out and all the obscenities follow. :p

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