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  • Skindian Test

    :D Swiped this from Indianz.com

    Can you pass this test?

    The term "buzzed-up" refers to:
    1. Being let into a second-story apartment by having the door buzzed open
    2. Being called on the telephone
    3. Becoming suddenly ready to sing at the drum during a "49"

    The term "snag" refers to:
    1. A pull in your clothes from getting them caught on something
    2. A piece of wood in a creek that puts a hole in your canoe
    3.A one-night stand

    The term "squeeze" refers to:
    1. What you do to a sponge
    2. Extorting money from someone
    3.The current object of your affections

    The term "49" refers to:
    1. A number before 50 and after 48
    2. A latitudinal meridian of North America
    3. The party

    The critical thing to know, before a "49" is:
    1. The location
    2. Who has the drum
    3. The location of the nearest all-night convenience store to the "49"

    The critical thing to know immediately after a "49" is:
    1. Who has your car keys
    2. Who has your car
    3. Where you are

    The critical thing to know, later, the day after a "49":
    1. Why you are where you are
    2. Where your spouse/snag is
    3. Who has bail money

    The refrain of every "49" song is:
    1. "(number) bottles of beer on the wall"
    2. "There's a tear in my beer"
    3. "Heyaya heyaya yo!"

    You know the "49" was really a good one when:
    1. You wake up three weeks later and discover you're in a different part of the country
    2. You sober up three weeks later and discover that you're married to someone whose name you can't remember
    3. You take a shower and find tatoos that you never had before the "49"
    4. All of the above

    You know the "49" was not a good one when:
    1. You wake up in your own home, in bed with your own spouse, and your spouse is smiling and still on speaking terms with you
    2. You wake up, look out at the driveway, and discover that your car is actually there and still in good shape
    3. You wake up, go to the kitchen, and discover nobody there at all-no strangers calling you "cousin" while they're cooking eggs
    4. All of the above

    The term "commodities" refers to:
    1. Items on the stock exchange
    2. A contraction of the term "come-oddities"
    3. The wonderful, delicious assortment of dried, greasy, canned foods on the rez

    You're a snagger/snaggeress chilling at the Mission Golf Club during happy hour, suddenly two skindian women/men get into a fight over you. You:
    1. Call the tribal police
    2. Start taking bets on the outcome
    3. Hope that the ugly one doesn't win
    4. All of the above

    The term "indian car" refers to:
    1. The latest model of Jeep Cherokee 4x4
    2. A government car that has "Bureau of Indian Affairs" on the doors
    3. Anything on four wheels that will take you and your relatives to town

    The term "fancy dance contest" refers to:
    1. Doing the macarena, competitively, at a highschool prom
    2. A black-tie evening competitive-tango gala
    3. Something only someone under the age of 20 - in good physical shape and still hyperactive - attempts at a pow-wow

    The term "traditional dance contest" refers to:
    1. A Square Dance competition
    2. A sedate waltz competition
    3. Something only someone over the age of 20 - who knows better and is no longer hyperactive - attempts at a pow-wow

    Contemporary (1990's), traditional clothing for men on the rez is:
    1. T-shirt, jeans, and boots
    2. T-shirt, jeans, and boots
    3. T-shirt, jeans, and boots

    Contemporary (1990's), formal clothing for men on the rez is:
    1. CLEAN T-shirt, jeans, and boots-and a borrowed cowboy hat

    As a snaggeroo:
    1. I am a snagger (male)
    2. I am a snaggeress (female)
    3. Other (yikes!)

    My age is:
    1. Under the age of consent
    2. Over the age of consent
    3. Unwilling to consent to anything anymore

    Personal profile:
    1. I'm a skin
    2. I ain't a skin
    3. What's a skin?

    1. I live on a rez
    2. I don't live on a rez
    3. What's a rez?

    1. I drive an Indian car
    2. I don't drive an Indian car
    3. I'll get my driver's license back after I complete treatment

    1. I'm employed
    2. I'm unemployed
    3. I don't have to be employed, I'm shacking up

    1. I'm single
    2. I'm married
    3. I'm shacking up

    1. I own my tipi
    2. I rent my tipi
    3. I'm shacking up.

    As a tribal member:
    1. I'm enrolled
    2. I ain't enrolled
    3. I ain't been rolled yet

    1. I'm full-blood
    2. I'm less than full-blood
    3. I ain't no Blood-or Crip, either!

    1. I intend to continue living on the rez
    2. I intend to remain off of the rez
    3. I intend to return to the rez after the statute of limitations on my tribal arrest warrants expire

  • #2
    i love this!

    i love this "test"! it's so funny!

    :clapping:

    - teesabear_99
    May your way be blessed with life by the unifying force of the Great Holy Spirit. - Cherokee Prayer

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