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    The cowboy and the bartender
    >
    >A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay
    >bar.
    >"But what the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
    >When
    >the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy,
    >"What's the name of your penis?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not
    >into any of that. All I
    >want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve
    >you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is
    >called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It.'
    >That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because 'It
    >really Satisfies'."
    >The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give
    >him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to
    >his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of
    >yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile "TIMEX". The
    >thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies,
    >"Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!" A little shaken,
    >the cowboy turns to two fella's on
    >his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says,
    >"So, what do you guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and
    >proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job One." Then he adds,
    >"Have you driven a Ford,
    >lately?" The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY... Like
    >A Rock!" And gives a wink. Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think
    >for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood.
    >Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The
    >name of my penis is 'SECRET.' Now give me a beer." The bartender
    >begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look, askes
    >"Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A
    >MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN !!! "
    *~*~*~Do Not Lead me in to Temptation I can Find it myself*~*~*~ :D :uptosomet

  • #2
    Geeze!
    :p

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    • #3
      haha

      "The
      >name of my penis is 'SECRET.' Now give me a beer." The bartender
      >begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look, askes
      >"Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A
      >MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN !!! "

      ayye...thats funnnne!
      blah blah blah....

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      • #4
        :rofl2:
        Love is the ultimate magic, the ultimate spell, without reason, often making no sense.

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        • #5
          More info than we need.
          ------------------
          " We beseech and demand... that you accept the Church and the Superior Organization of the whole world and recognize the supreme Pontiff, called the Pope, and that in his name you acknowledge the King and Queen... his representatives, as the lords and superior authorities of these islands and main lands...
          If you do not do this, or resort maliciously to delay, we warn you that, with the aid of God, we will enter your land against you with force and will make war in every place and by every means we can and are able, and we will then subject you to the yoke and authority of the church and of their Highnesses.
          We will take you and your wives and children and make them slaves...
          And we will take your property and will do you all the harm and evil we can..."

          --The Requerimiento (read by Spanish Conquistadors to the people of the "New World" )

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