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The cowboy and the bartender
The cowboy and the bartender
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>A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay
>bar.
>"But what the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
>When
>the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy,
>"What's the name of your penis?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not
>into any of that. All I
>want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve
>you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is
>called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It.'
>That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because 'It
>really Satisfies'."
>The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give
>him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to
>his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of
>yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile "TIMEX". The
>thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies,
>"Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!" A little shaken,
>the cowboy turns to two fella's on
>his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says,
>"So, what do you guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and
>proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job One." Then he adds,
>"Have you driven a Ford,
>lately?" The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY... Like
>A Rock!" And gives a wink. Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think
>for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood.
>Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The
>name of my penis is 'SECRET.' Now give me a beer." The bartender
>begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look, askes
>"Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A
>MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN !!! "
>
>A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay
>bar.
>"But what the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
>When
>the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy,
>"What's the name of your penis?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not
>into any of that. All I
>want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve
>you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is
>called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It.'
>That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because 'It
>really Satisfies'."
>The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give
>him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to
>his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of
>yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile "TIMEX". The
>thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies,
>"Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!" A little shaken,
>the cowboy turns to two fella's on
>his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says,
>"So, what do you guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and
>proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job One." Then he adds,
>"Have you driven a Ford,
>lately?" The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY... Like
>A Rock!" And gives a wink. Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think
>for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood.
>Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The
>name of my penis is 'SECRET.' Now give me a beer." The bartender
>begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look, askes
>"Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A
>MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN !!! "
:D :uptosomet
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