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    The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
    > Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
    > The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
    > "Johnny, do you have a story to share?"
    > "Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story about my Aunt Carol. Aunt Carol was a
    > pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to
    > bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey,
    > a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it
    > wouldn't fall into enemy hands and then her parachute landed right in the
    > middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until
    > she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, 'till the blade
    > broke and then she killed the last one with her bare hands."
    > "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral did your
    > daddy teach you from that horrible story?"
    > "Stay the hell away from Aunt Carol when she's been drinking."
    *~*~*~Do Not Lead me in to Temptation I can Find it myself*~*~*~ :D :uptosomet

  • #2
    Hahaha!! Good one!! :rofl2:
    If there ain't soccer in heaven ~ I ain't going!!

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    • #3
      Doh!

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      • #4
        good advice for several people i know lol :D
        Love is the ultimate magic, the ultimate spell, without reason, often making no sense.

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        • #5
          That is prize worthy.
          ------------------
          " We beseech and demand... that you accept the Church and the Superior Organization of the whole world and recognize the supreme Pontiff, called the Pope, and that in his name you acknowledge the King and Queen... his representatives, as the lords and superior authorities of these islands and main lands...
          If you do not do this, or resort maliciously to delay, we warn you that, with the aid of God, we will enter your land against you with force and will make war in every place and by every means we can and are able, and we will then subject you to the yoke and authority of the church and of their Highnesses.
          We will take you and your wives and children and make them slaves...
          And we will take your property and will do you all the harm and evil we can..."

          --The Requerimiento (read by Spanish Conquistadors to the people of the "New World" )

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