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  • Christmas Cookie & J ose Cuervo Tequilla

    Christmas Cookie Ingredients:

    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

    Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
    Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
    again, to be sure it is of the highest
    quality, pour one level cup and drink.

    Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one
    cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

    Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
    At this point it's best to make sure the
    Cuervo is still OK, try another cup .
    just in case.

    Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2
    leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
    the cup of dried fruit, Pick the
    frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the
    turner. If the fried druit gets stuck
    in the beaterers just pry it loose with
    a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to
    check for tonsisticity.

    Next, sift two cups of salt, or
    something.
    Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon
    juice and strain your nuts. Add one
    table. Add a spoon of sugar, or
    somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash
    the oven.


    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees
    and try not to fall over. Don't forget
    to beat off the turner. Finally, throw
    the bowl through the window, finish the
    Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the
    dishwasher.

    CHERRY MISTMAS
    don't you be wastin' all your money
    on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough





    Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

  • #2
    HAha, that reminds me of this:

    Christmas Rum Cake
    1 Tsp. Sugar
    1 or 2 Quarts of Rum
    1 Cup Dried Fruit
    Brown Sugar
    1 Tsp. Soda
    1 Cup Butter
    2 Large Eggs
    1 Cup Baking Powder
    3 Juiced Lemons
    1 Cup of Nuts

    Before starting, sample rum to check quality. Good, isn't it? Now proceed.

    Select large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc.

    Check rum again. It must be just right. To be sure rum is of proper quality, pour one level cup of rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat.

    With electric mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

    Add 1 seaspoon of thusar and beat again.

    Meanwhile, make sure rum is still alrighty. Try another cup. Open second quart if necessary.

    Add leggs, 2 cups of fried druit and beat til high. If druit gets stuck in beaters, pry loose with drewscriber.

    Sample rum again, checking for tonscisticity.

    Next, sift 3 cups pepper or salt (really doesn't matter).

    Sample rum.

    Sift 1/2 pint lemon juice. Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Add 1 bablespoon of brown sugar-or whatever color you can find. Wix mell. Grease oven. Turn cake pan to 350 gredees. Pour mess into boven and ake.

    Check run again and bo to ged.

    ..ADN HALPIE HOLIGLAZE TWO YA'ALL!

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    • #3
      I Love It.:clap:
      don't you be wastin' all your money
      on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough





      Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

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      • #4
        My morning sucks today:Cry , I think I need to go and follow these recipes. :Naughty
        If there ain't soccer in heaven ~ I ain't going!!

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        • #5
          I think I did some of these in my yout
          ------------------
          " We beseech and demand... that you accept the Church and the Superior Organization of the whole world and recognize the supreme Pontiff, called the Pope, and that in his name you acknowledge the King and Queen... his representatives, as the lords and superior authorities of these islands and main lands...
          If you do not do this, or resort maliciously to delay, we warn you that, with the aid of God, we will enter your land against you with force and will make war in every place and by every means we can and are able, and we will then subject you to the yoke and authority of the church and of their Highnesses.
          We will take you and your wives and children and make them slaves...
          And we will take your property and will do you all the harm and evil we can..."

          --The Requerimiento (read by Spanish Conquistadors to the people of the "New World" )

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