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    On a recent flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,
    she stands up at the front of everyone.



    "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be
    memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a
    WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their
    own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman at the
    front of the plane.



    Then a Mexican man stands up at the rear of the plane. He is
    gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He
    starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.....one
    button at a time. ........ No one moves. .......



    He removes his shirt. .......



    Muscles ripple across his chest. ......



    She gasps..........



    He whispers: ........



    "Iron this, and get me something to eat...."


    :Chatter

  • #2
    :42: :42: :42: thats funny

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    • #3
      This was great! I will do this should my plane ever start going down rip my shirt off and throw it at the attendant.

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      • #4
        My wife doesnt see any humor in this joke.
        ------------------
        " We beseech and demand... that you accept the Church and the Superior Organization of the whole world and recognize the supreme Pontiff, called the Pope, and that in his name you acknowledge the King and Queen... his representatives, as the lords and superior authorities of these islands and main lands...
        If you do not do this, or resort maliciously to delay, we warn you that, with the aid of God, we will enter your land against you with force and will make war in every place and by every means we can and are able, and we will then subject you to the yoke and authority of the church and of their Highnesses.
        We will take you and your wives and children and make them slaves...
        And we will take your property and will do you all the harm and evil we can..."

        --The Requerimiento (read by Spanish Conquistadors to the people of the "New World" )

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Stirbaby
          My wife doesnt see any humor in this joke.
          :Chatter :Chatter LOL that's funny! :D

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