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    @ bed time kids would leave RC soda and frybread for the big guy
    he would wear a turtleneck to hide his hickeys
    santas new moccasins would b made out of dasher
    there would be a bingo packer under every tree
    santa would leave coal at every good ndn boy or girl
    his elves would never show up for work on fridays and sometimes mondays too
    his sleigh would need a boost every other state or province
    his outfit would consist of a red flannel ribbon shirt with matching leggins moccasins and beaded black belt with matching beaded rimmed hat all to match his oversized gift bag
    underneath it all would be a beaded thong with a small delicate plume attached to the back
    ndn peferance hiring would require hopis and other pueblo indians to fit in to those tenny tiny outfits
    according to ndn time our gifts would arrive in february

    You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling
    You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar how you get so fly?¿?


    ****Mary had a little lamb but grandma butchered it****

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    Funny
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    " We beseech and demand... that you accept the Church and the Superior Organization of the whole world and recognize the supreme Pontiff, called the Pope, and that in his name you acknowledge the King and Queen... his representatives, as the lords and superior authorities of these islands and main lands...
    If you do not do this, or resort maliciously to delay, we warn you that, with the aid of God, we will enter your land against you with force and will make war in every place and by every means we can and are able, and we will then subject you to the yoke and authority of the church and of their Highnesses.
    We will take you and your wives and children and make them slaves...
    And we will take your property and will do you all the harm and evil we can..."

    --The Requerimiento (read by Spanish Conquistadors to the people of the "New World" )

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    • #3
      Ha ha too funny:clapping:
      Ur A Dork

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      • #4
        when i was little...my santa was always ndn........
        blah blah blah....

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        • #5
          Re: if santa was ndn

          Originally posted by EuChEe4LiFe

          santas new moccasins would b made out of dasher
          :czyeyes: :Crazy
          ~Everything happens for a reason~:37:

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