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    Liver and Cheese

    There were three Indian guys who really liked one girl. This girl asked the boys to make a sentence out of the words liver and cheese and she would go out with the one who made a good sentence out of it.

    The first guy who was Cree said, "I hate liver and I love cheese."

    The second guy who was Ojibwe said, "I love liver and I hate cheese."

    These two guys began to fight over the girl and the Sioux guy goes,

    "Liver alone, cheese mine." :Chatter
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  • #2
    that was cute. :D
    When you turn your back on me, don't expect me to care what you think!!

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    • #3
      uh, ok
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      " We beseech and demand... that you accept the Church and the Superior Organization of the whole world and recognize the supreme Pontiff, called the Pope, and that in his name you acknowledge the King and Queen... his representatives, as the lords and superior authorities of these islands and main lands...
      If you do not do this, or resort maliciously to delay, we warn you that, with the aid of God, we will enter your land against you with force and will make war in every place and by every means we can and are able, and we will then subject you to the yoke and authority of the church and of their Highnesses.
      We will take you and your wives and children and make them slaves...
      And we will take your property and will do you all the harm and evil we can..."

      --The Requerimiento (read by Spanish Conquistadors to the people of the "New World" )

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      • #4
        :Chatter Funny!

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