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  • Indian humor.

    There was a bunch of jokes going around awhile back. The ones about, "You might be Indian if..." I can't remember all of them. You can add to it if you like.

    You might be Indian if...

    your dog only understands Indian. (and cocks its head to the side when english is spoken to it)

    you know all of your family members only by their nick-names.

    you and your snag have the same cousins.

    you swear that ayyyee, buh and ennit are in the dictionary.

    you take your snags on dates to the river fishing or a powwow.

    you go to McD's and order a hamburger and fried potatoes.

    you go to a resturant and order a fried egg sandwich.

    you ride around on a 1/4 tank of gas like you have a full tank.

    you and your cousins ride around and throw rocks at poor people on pay day.


    There's others, I'm sure. These are the ones that I have heard and witnessed, though.

    Pare-

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    lol:Chatter

    You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling
    You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar how you get so fly?¿?


    ****Mary had a little lamb but grandma butchered it****

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    • #3
      ayyyye...thats funnne
      blah blah blah....

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      • #4
        Re: Indian humor.

        Originally posted by Pare Bowlegs
        You might be Indian if...

        you ride around on a 1/4 tank of gas like you have a full tank.

        :taunting: yeah.. ok.. so I'm guilty. My ride is fuel-efficient.

        :jeep:
        ~* Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to *~

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        • #5
          your dog only understands Indian. (and cocks its head to the side when english is spoken to it)
          :Chatter
          That is so my dog!
          When you turn your back on me, don't expect me to care what you think!!

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          • #6
            Re: Indian humor.

            [You might be Indian if...
            you go to McD's and order a hamburger and fried potatoes....
            now thats funny!
            :p :p :Chatter :Chatter :D :D
            "I AM BUT A MIST OF WATER IN A RAIN STORM""FOR I HAVE MUCH TO LEARN."

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            • #7
              That actually happend, too. My cousin and a Creek man (who didn't really talk good english and couldn't read much) went to get some food, and he looked at the order form, and said, "I take hamburger and uuummm...fried potatoes."

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              • #8
                ...when all the ball players pitch in all their money to the coach during a break in the action for lunch goods.The coach comes back from the grocery store the coach reaches in the bag throws the bread, and chips out. Coach pauses then pulls out the final goods. Coach says, oh here is the Indian steaks and it is our favorite package of baloney.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Pare Bowlegs
                  That actually happend, too. My cousin and a Creek man (who didn't really talk good english and couldn't read much) went to get some food, and he looked at the order form, and said, "I take hamburger and uuummm...fried potatoes."
                  thats to funny......and cute all at the same time lol :Chatter :Chatter :D :p
                  "I AM BUT A MIST OF WATER IN A RAIN STORM""FOR I HAVE MUCH TO LEARN."

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                  • #10
                    My partner told me all Indians point with their lips.

                    Lips told me watch I'ii ask this person where's the bathroom at....
                    A person stops for Lips. He asks the person where is the bathrooms located at.
                    Person explains in detail and Lips looks at her and points with his lips.
                    Person starts to laugh out loud.
                    Lips points at the urinal.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by amo
                      My partner told me all Indians point with their lips.

                      Lips told me watch I'ii ask this person where's the bathroom at....
                      A person stops for Lips. He asks the person where is the bathrooms located at.
                      Person explains in detail and Lips looks at her and points with his lips.
                      Person starts to laugh out loud.
                      Lips points at the urinal.
                      :Thinking :dontknow:
                      "I AM BUT A MIST OF WATER IN A RAIN STORM""FOR I HAVE MUCH TO LEARN."

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                      • #12
                        u know ur indian when...........

                        you know ur indian when..........

                        the windows in your car are duct taped

                        instead of using a actual sled u use the hood of a car

                        instead of feeding your dog purina you feed it left over McDonalds

                        you buy every thing from super walmart.

                        your relatives nicknames are usually two words repeated (kay kay, ray ray, dee dee, ect)

                        i cant think of any others
                        ٭×o× yоu +ried +o ∫eâve me ßu+ you need me ©an+ you §ee your âddi©ted to me, WE got a love thaNg ×o×٭

                        "thats how i roll..." Jack Black after kicking baxter the dog off a bridge in Anchorman

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                        • #13
                          YOU KNOW UR AN NDN WHEN........

                          YOUR NIGHT OF PASSION INVOLVES YOU ROLLING DOWN YOUR WINDOWS AND DRIVING AWAY!!

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