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    Only in America

    1.Only in America.... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

    2. Only in America.... are there Handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

    3. Only in America.... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
    the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can
    buy cigarettes at the front.

    4. Only in America.... do people order double cheeseburgers, large
    fries, and a diet coke.

    5. Only in America.... do banks leave both doors open and then chain
    the pens to the counters.

    6. Only in America.... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
    the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

    7. Only in America.... do we use answering machines to screen calls and
    then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want
    to talk to in the first place.

    8. Only in America.... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
    in packages of eight.

    9. Only in America.... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
    process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
    'bloodsucking creatures'.

    10. Only in America.... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
    tchrcoun.blogspot.com

    No one "makes us" feel anything, we choose to feel, act, and react the way we do. ~~Nino's Philosophy

    I am not the Creator and therefore cannot "save" anyone. The path one walks is between the individual and the creator; not to be judged by me. ~TurtleWoman

  • #2
    I was originally posting this to someone else's thread, and must have hit the wrong button b/c it became it's own thread. Lol
    tchrcoun.blogspot.com

    No one "makes us" feel anything, we choose to feel, act, and react the way we do. ~~Nino's Philosophy

    I am not the Creator and therefore cannot "save" anyone. The path one walks is between the individual and the creator; not to be judged by me. ~TurtleWoman

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    • #3
      so true....lol
      I Got The Shakes That'll Make You Quake....
      I Got The Fries That'll Cross Yo Eyes....
      I Got The Burgers That'll........................................... ......
      .......I Just Got Burgers!

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      • #4
        Yep, that's us!
        "Riches from the heart can not be stolen."

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        • #5
          is in canaduh

          good day eh.... yeah eh..sometimes we do some of those things too eh..here in the great white north..hey begs u hoser.. pass me another brewsky..and make it a molson stubby for ol time sakes...

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          • #6
            Do you guys have that feature *69 in the USA. I hate it when somebody phones me and said what do you want. I said fool you're the one who phoned me. Then they say well you just dialed my number. I then reply well it wasn't for you. The person got mad cause I wouldn't say who I was and who I wanted to talk to. I just said be cool dude, look for a woman cause you're too tense.

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