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    EVER WONDER?

    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

    Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

    Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

    Why is it that to stop Windows 98 or XP, you have to click on "Start"?

    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
    made with real lemons?

    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

    When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
    Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

    In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
    stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

    On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( and that's the only
    time I have to work on my hair).

    On a bag of Fritos: .. You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
    Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

    On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that
    would be how???....)

    On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost," (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on_bottom):
    "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

    On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
    (...and you thought????...)

    On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but
    wouldn't this save me more time)?

    On Boot's Children Cough_Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate
    machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

    On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
    (and...I'm taking this because???....)

    On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
    (as opposed to...what)?

    On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now,somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

    On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

    On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

    On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable
    you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

    On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)?
    tchrcoun.blogspot.com

    No one "makes us" feel anything, we choose to feel, act, and react the way we do. ~~Nino's Philosophy

    I am not the Creator and therefore cannot "save" anyone. The path one walks is between the individual and the creator; not to be judged by me. ~TurtleWoman

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    Too many questions...... get me a coconut an some rum, that will help.
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    " We beseech and demand... that you accept the Church and the Superior Organization of the whole world and recognize the supreme Pontiff, called the Pope, and that in his name you acknowledge the King and Queen... his representatives, as the lords and superior authorities of these islands and main lands...
    If you do not do this, or resort maliciously to delay, we warn you that, with the aid of God, we will enter your land against you with force and will make war in every place and by every means we can and are able, and we will then subject you to the yoke and authority of the church and of their Highnesses.
    We will take you and your wives and children and make them slaves...
    And we will take your property and will do you all the harm and evil we can..."

    --The Requerimiento (read by Spanish Conquistadors to the people of the "New World" )

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