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  • JOKES FOR THE LADYS:p

    Come on guys suck it up! After all the blonde women jokes, you can take a little back lol

    Some of these you may have heard, but they are always good for another laugh....
    It's time to let the ladies chuckle.... He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . ... You wear pants don't you? HAHA

    He said . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

    He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . . ...Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

    On a wall in a ladies room . . . "My husband follows me everywhere". Written just below it . . " I do not"

    Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer.

    Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds? A. The bonds mature.

    Q. Why are blonde jokes so short? A. So men can remember them.
    :Chatter

    Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A. We don't know; it has never happened.

    Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.

    Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow.

    Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. :Chatter

    Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A.. They're married. LOL

    Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: So you would love her." But God," the man says, "why did you makeher so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." :Chatter

    LOL I HOPE YA GOT A GIGGLE OR 2 FROM THIS POST.
    "I AM BUT A MIST OF WATER IN A RAIN STORM""FOR I HAVE MUCH TO LEARN."

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    :clapping: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
    *~*~*~Do Not Lead me in to Temptation I can Find it myself*~*~*~ :D :uptosomet

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    • #3
      two hoots and a hollar!
      Why do they keep calling me Uk Shan?

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      • #4
        Silly!!
        If there ain't soccer in heaven ~ I ain't going!!

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        • #5
          lonely little brain cell

          This was emailed to me by a female friend. I'm a good sport, so I thought it was funny.


          Once upon a time there was a female brain cell, which by mistake, happed to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet.

          "Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.

          Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

          Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away.............


          "We're down here.........":Chatter
          If you are what you eat.... I'm fast, cheap and easy.

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            :clap:

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              Re: lonely little brain cell

              Originally posted by bwhite
              This was emailed to me by a female friend. I'm a good sport, so I thought it was funny.


              Once upon a time there was a female brain cell, which by mistake, happed to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet.

              "Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.

              Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

              Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away.............


              "We're down here.........":Chatter
              LOL NICE ONE :p
              "I AM BUT A MIST OF WATER IN A RAIN STORM""FOR I HAVE MUCH TO LEARN."

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