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One day a hillbilly went hunting in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them on the bed of his pickup truck and was about to go home when an ornery game warden showed up. It was obvious the game warden didn't like hillbillies. He ordered the hillbilly to show his hunting license. The hillbilly pulled out a valid Oklahoma hunting license. The game warden looked at it, reached over and picked up a duck, sniffed its butt, and said, " This duck ain't from Oklahoma, this is a Kansas duck. You have a Kansas hunting license?" The hillbilly produced a Kansas hunting license. The game warden looked at it,reached over, picked up the second duck,sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Kansas duck, this duck is from Arkansaw." " You got a Arkansaw license?" The hillbilly reahed into his wallet and got out his Arkansaw hunting license. The warden reached over, picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Arkansaw duck, this here duck's from South Carolina. You got a South Carolina huntin' license?" Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a South Carolina hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point and he yelled at the hillbilly, "Just where the hell you from?" The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, " You tell me, you the expert.":Chatter :Chatter
IF YOU HAVE ANY GOOD HILLBILLY JOKES POST THEM:) THANKS;)
One day a hillbilly went hunting in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them on the bed of his pickup truck and was about to go home when an ornery game warden showed up. It was obvious the game warden didn't like hillbillies. He ordered the hillbilly to show his hunting license. The hillbilly pulled out a valid Oklahoma hunting license. The game warden looked at it, reached over and picked up a duck, sniffed its butt, and said, " This duck ain't from Oklahoma, this is a Kansas duck. You have a Kansas hunting license?" The hillbilly produced a Kansas hunting license. The game warden looked at it,reached over, picked up the second duck,sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Kansas duck, this duck is from Arkansaw." " You got a Arkansaw license?" The hillbilly reahed into his wallet and got out his Arkansaw hunting license. The warden reached over, picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Arkansaw duck, this here duck's from South Carolina. You got a South Carolina huntin' license?" Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a South Carolina hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point and he yelled at the hillbilly, "Just where the hell you from?" The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, " You tell me, you the expert.":Chatter :Chatter
IF YOU HAVE ANY GOOD HILLBILLY JOKES POST THEM:) THANKS;)
