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  • How To Tell If You're An Okie

    It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash (Will Rogers).

    You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Tecumseh, Okemah and Chickasha.

    You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade. :Chatter

    You understand the difference between 3.2 and 6 point, & you've made a beer run to another state.

    A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel. :p

    If you have ever had this conversation: "You wanna Coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr. Pepper." :Chatter

    "Vacation" means going to the family reunion or a pow-wow. :worthy:

    You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.

    You measure distance in minutes.

    You use fix as a verb. Example: "I am fixin' to go to the store". :Chatter :agree?:

    You think sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.

    The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page, but requires 6 pages for sports.

    You find 90 degrees F "a little warm."

    You know all 4 seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and Christmas. lol

    You actually "get" these jokes and forward them to all your friends from Oklahoma.
    "I AM BUT A MIST OF WATER IN A RAIN STORM""FOR I HAVE MUCH TO LEARN."

  • #2
    Originally posted by storm
    All true...so what is the funny part. I did send this to my friends.
    Besides my car tag says Oklahoma is OK..not good not great, jus OK. And right now it is SNOWING.....If we get a whole inch... NO WORK... No School ...OK!
    SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY.
    "I AM BUT A MIST OF WATER IN A RAIN STORM""FOR I HAVE MUCH TO LEARN."

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    • #3
      :lol2: :rofl2: omg im an okie hahaha go sooners!!!!!! anywayz i fit all that haha i could pronounce the words and all haha

      You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling
      You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar how you get so fly?¿?


      ****Mary had a little lamb but grandma butchered it****

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      • #4
        Re: How To Tell If You're An Okie

        You measure distance in minutes.

        okc is 25 min from shawnee
        WHEN FACED WITH A CHALLENGE, LOOK FOR A WAY NOT A WAY OUT.
        Death: The pain passes but the beauty remains.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by EuChEe4LiFe
          :lol2: :rofl2: omg im an okie hahaha go sooners!!!!!! anywayz i fit all that haha i could pronounce the words and all haha
          AHAHAHA THATS FUNNY.... :Chatter :D :curtainca
          "I AM BUT A MIST OF WATER IN A RAIN STORM""FOR I HAVE MUCH TO LEARN."

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