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How To Tell If You're An Okie
It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash (Will Rogers).
You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Tecumseh, Okemah and Chickasha.
You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade. :Chatter
You understand the difference between 3.2 and 6 point, & you've made a beer run to another state.
A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel. :p
If you have ever had this conversation: "You wanna Coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr. Pepper." :Chatter
"Vacation" means going to the family reunion or a pow-wow. :worthy:
You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.
You measure distance in minutes.
You use fix as a verb. Example: "I am fixin' to go to the store". :Chatter :agree?:
You think sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.
The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page, but requires 6 pages for sports.
You find 90 degrees F "a little warm."
You know all 4 seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and Christmas. lol
You actually "get" these jokes and forward them to all your friends from Oklahoma.
You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Tecumseh, Okemah and Chickasha.
You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade. :Chatter
You understand the difference between 3.2 and 6 point, & you've made a beer run to another state.
A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel. :p
If you have ever had this conversation: "You wanna Coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr. Pepper." :Chatter
"Vacation" means going to the family reunion or a pow-wow. :worthy:
You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.
You measure distance in minutes.
You use fix as a verb. Example: "I am fixin' to go to the store". :Chatter :agree?:
You think sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.
The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page, but requires 6 pages for sports.
You find 90 degrees F "a little warm."
You know all 4 seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and Christmas. lol
You actually "get" these jokes and forward them to all your friends from Oklahoma.
:lol2: :rofl2: omg im an okie hahaha go sooners!!!!!! anywayz i fit all that haha i could pronounce the words and all haha
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