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  • *~!Flour power!~*

    A little Indian boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking.
    He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face.
    "Mom, look, I'm a white boy."
    His mom slaps him in the face and says "Go show your father"
    He goes to his dad in the living room and says "Look dad, I'm a white boy."
    His dad slaps him hard in the face and says "Go show your grandmother."
    The boy goes in his grandmothers room and says "Look granny, I'm a white
    boy." His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his
    mother.
    His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from that?"
    To which the boy replies,
    "Sure enough did. I have only been white for five minutes and I
    already hate you fawking Indians.:rollseyes: :p

    :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
    *~*~*~Do Not Lead me in to Temptation I can Find it myself*~*~*~ :D :uptosomet

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    :Chatter :p :Chatter :Chatter

    You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling
    You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar how you get so fly?¿?


    ****Mary had a little lamb but grandma butchered it****

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    • #3
      :)

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      • #4
        ha :Chatter
        Truth is like the sun, you can shut it out for a time, but it ain't going away.

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        • #5
          that was great
          If anyone is down with chatting msn messenger is [email protected]

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          • #6
            Good 1
            TX ta Cali...

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