A Cree man and a Ojibway woman who have never met before find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. After the initial embarrassment and uneasiness, they both go to sleep. The Cree man in the upper berth, and the Ojibway woman in the lower berth.
A married man goes to the confessional and says to his priest, "I had an affair with a woman. almost.." The priest says, "What do you mean, almost?"
The man says, "Well, we undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."
The priest says, "Rubbing...
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is
at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in
the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her
lover in the closet. The boy now has company.
WOMAN: Do you drink beer?
MAN: Yes
woman : How many beers a day?
MAN: Usually about three
WOMAN: How much do you pay per beer?
MAN: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)
WOMAN: And how long have you been drinking?
MAN: Oh, about 20...
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