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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman says... "I'll miss you! :)
The woman says... "I'll miss you! :)
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don't you be wastin' all your money
on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.
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daaaaanng lol:p
You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling
You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar how you get so fly?¿?
****Mary had a little lamb but grandma butchered it****
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That's a good one!
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:JawDrop that was out right cold, but good...
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A Cree man and a Ojibway woman who have never met before find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. After the initial embarrassment and uneasiness, they both go to sleep. The Cree man in the upper berth, and the Ojibway woman in the lower berth.
In...02-07-2005, 12:12 PM -
Female Comebacks!
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MAN: Yes
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MAN: Usually about three
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