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    A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
    The woman says... "I'll miss you! :)
    don't you be wastin' all your money
    on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough

    Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

  • #2
    daaaaanng lol:p

    You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling
    You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar how you get so fly?¿?

    ****Mary had a little lamb but grandma butchered it****


    • #3
      That's a good one!


      • #4
        :JawDrop that was out right cold, but good...


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