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Young Indian Love
An urban girl just moves to the Rez and starts school. She meets a cute Native guy and they hit it off and start dating.
She asks her new boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. The girl than whispers to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go the dance and make love for the first time.
The boy is thrilled but growing up in an isolated part of the area, he has never had sex before, so remembering grandpa's advice on birth control, he takes a trip to the IHS pharmacist to get some condoms.
The pharmacist advises the boy for about an hour. He informs the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. Before providing the condoms, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd require, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack? The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
Friday night rolls around and the boy drives into town to the girl's
parents house. The girlfriend meets him at the door. "Oh, I'm so
excited for you to meet my parents, I've told them so much about you!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to offer prayers and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no end to the boy's prayer.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was an IHS pharmacist."
She asks her new boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. The girl than whispers to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go the dance and make love for the first time.
The boy is thrilled but growing up in an isolated part of the area, he has never had sex before, so remembering grandpa's advice on birth control, he takes a trip to the IHS pharmacist to get some condoms.
The pharmacist advises the boy for about an hour. He informs the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. Before providing the condoms, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd require, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack? The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
Friday night rolls around and the boy drives into town to the girl's
parents house. The girlfriend meets him at the door. "Oh, I'm so
excited for you to meet my parents, I've told them so much about you!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to offer prayers and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no end to the boy's prayer.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was an IHS pharmacist."
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