One Wish Genie

[Miss_Nish]

A Cree woman was walking :creeper: along the beach on the Saskatchewan River when she stumbled upon an old empty bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. She talked with him awhile then he told her he granted wishes. She said she heard from her cousin she would get three wishes if she ever found a Genie. :seenoevil

The Genie said, "Nope, sorry three-wish genies are a story-tale myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?" The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good! but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please BE reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute :Thinking and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right Indian man. :dontknow: You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to round dance and helps with the house cleaning, is great in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't drink alcohol, and is faithful. That's what I wish for - a good Indian man."

The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, "Let me see that effin' map again." :Eyebrows :reallymad

[eucheefolife]

roflmfao hahaha :lol2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :Chatter

[RainbowSpiriDancer]

A Cree woman was walking :creeper: along the beach on the Saskatchewan River when she stumbled upon an old empty bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. She talked with him awhile then he told her he granted wishes. She said she heard from her cousin she would get three wishes if she ever found a Genie. :seenoevil

The Genie said, "Nope, sorry three-wish genies are a story-tale myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?" The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good! but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please BE reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute :Thinking and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right Indian man. :dontknow: You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to round dance and helps with the house cleaning, is great in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't drink alcohol, and is faithful. That's what I wish for - a good Indian man."

The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, "Let me see that effin' map again." :Eyebrows :reallymad

Another great one! I love it!

[jwashee]

That was off the wall funny!!! ....I THINK I JUST SHARTED?

[badmaninc]

Dude, that hurt my feelin

[SaponiMami]

haha.. funny.. yet very true.........