Two Indians at Plymouth Rock watch a huge ship full of white people pulling into the harbor. The one looks at the other and asked "Do you think they'll stay overnight?".

Did you know that vegetarian is an indigenous word? Translated it mean "Can't hunt"! :Chatter

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

What do Eskimos get from rubbing noses too many times?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.

Remember, one cannot make footprints in the sands of time by sitting on their butt, and who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time?

Before Columbus
Before Custer
Before Commodity....
Before Costner!!

:Chatter :p