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  • He doesn't look so good!

    There was this ole Indian that owned a nice looking Sorrel Gelding that he kept in his pasture next to the highway.

    One day a white man was driving by and noticed this prize horse. He pulled into the driveway at this ole Indian's placw and said "Who owns that beautiful horse grazing along the side the highway?"

    The ole Indian said, "Me."

    "I'll give you $500 right now for him!" said the white man.

    "No, he is not for sale... He don't look so good," stated the Skin.

    "What do you mean he don't look so good, he looks fine to me.
    Tell you what, I'll give you $750 for him right now, Indian!"

    "No," said the ole fella, "He don't look so good."

    "$1000 then, take it or leave it, old timer!" the white man huffed.

    "OK, but I tell you, he don't look so good!" replied the ole man as he made the deal.

    A few days past when all of a sudden that white guy came to the ole man's house once again. He got out of the truck, his head was all bandaged up, grabbed his crutches and hopped up to the ole guys porch.

    "WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU INDIAN, YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE!" Shouted the white man.

    "I told you he don't look so good!"

    HAHAHAHA LOL
    "I AM BUT A MIST OF WATER IN A RAIN STORM""FOR I HAVE MUCH TO LEARN."

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    All for the People

    4 men gather on the top of 30-story building, an East Indian, a Japanese, an American Indian, and a White Man.

    The East Indian guy says, "This is for my people!" and he jumps off.

    The Japanese says, "This is for my people!" and jumps off.

    The American Indian says, "This is for my people" and pushes the White Man off
    HAHA:Chatter
    "I AM BUT A MIST OF WATER IN A RAIN STORM""FOR I HAVE MUCH TO LEARN."

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    • #3
      cute, but not nearly true enough
      ------------------
      " We beseech and demand... that you accept the Church and the Superior Organization of the whole world and recognize the supreme Pontiff, called the Pope, and that in his name you acknowledge the King and Queen... his representatives, as the lords and superior authorities of these islands and main lands...
      If you do not do this, or resort maliciously to delay, we warn you that, with the aid of God, we will enter your land against you with force and will make war in every place and by every means we can and are able, and we will then subject you to the yoke and authority of the church and of their Highnesses.
      We will take you and your wives and children and make them slaves...
      And we will take your property and will do you all the harm and evil we can..."

      --The Requerimiento (read by Spanish Conquistadors to the people of the "New World" )

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      • #4
        :Chatter :Chatter
        blah blah blah....

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          • #6
            LMEBO

            Thanks again, for another chuckle.
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            • #7
              *laughin* good joke!

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