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    Little Johnny was participating in a spelling bee during class. He had to spell the word and use it in a sentence. The teacher asked him to please spell the word EAR.
    Little Johnny stood up and proudly said "EAR, E-A-R."
    Then to use it in a sentence, he pretended to take a big hit off a joint, pffft and while pretending to have his lungs full of smoke, he passed the pretend joint to little Suzy, and said...
    don't you be wastin' all your money
    on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough

    Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

  • #2
    datz hilarious


    • #3
      brings back some fond memories. :devil :devil :devil


      • #4
        dass fasho


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