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So anyways, this one day, superndngyrl was fresh outta snags. SOS (Save Our Snags), a non-profit organisation commited to preserving the Ojib snag population had banned her from snaggin without a license after she monopolized the Great Lakes Wild Snag existence. No longer were they able to roam the countryside without being caught in the illegally set snag line of a foreign pooncher -- errr poacher.
So MissGolightly had informed her that after she received her cut off letter from SOS, she had to resort to accomodating her need for companionship with another species -- the frog. So that day, feeling lonely, confused and oddly enough -- satiated, super headed out to the local pet store to follow MissGo's advice. She looked and looked and looked, but didn't see any frogs. Desperation ALMOST made her resport to a monkey, but rationality told her to keep on looking.
Just as she was about to give up all hope of finding a companion..she heard something whispering from inside a barrel under a pile of cat food. Much to her surprise it spoke Ahnishinabemowin! And not only that, it spoke phrases that she had learned during her career as a Champion Snagger! "PSST! Come 'ere!" "PICK ME!" "I won't disappoint you!" "Just reach down here and lift!" "It'll only cost ya 10 bucks!"
Didn't take her long to realize she found her new companion. So she scooped him up, paid for it and took him out to her Snaggin Waggin, hopped in, gave the engine one full rev and peeled out of the parking lot (just for a cool effect).
As she was driving down the highway, the frog started speaking those familair phrases again - "Hey you, slow down for a sec" "Lean over and give me a kiss" "I promise you won't regret it" "What have you got to lose?" "You have really pretty eyes". So she figured.."Meh. what the heck?". She checked her rearview just to make sure noone was around, picked up the frog and planted on big ol' wet kiss on him. Before she could blink an eye, the frog had turned into a buff, bronzed, long haired, rippled warrior with a dazzling smile. Even faster than the blink of an eye, can you guess what she turned into?
The first hotel she could find, ayyyyeeee.
So MissGolightly had informed her that after she received her cut off letter from SOS, she had to resort to accomodating her need for companionship with another species -- the frog. So that day, feeling lonely, confused and oddly enough -- satiated, super headed out to the local pet store to follow MissGo's advice. She looked and looked and looked, but didn't see any frogs. Desperation ALMOST made her resport to a monkey, but rationality told her to keep on looking.
Just as she was about to give up all hope of finding a companion..she heard something whispering from inside a barrel under a pile of cat food. Much to her surprise it spoke Ahnishinabemowin! And not only that, it spoke phrases that she had learned during her career as a Champion Snagger! "PSST! Come 'ere!" "PICK ME!" "I won't disappoint you!" "Just reach down here and lift!" "It'll only cost ya 10 bucks!"
Didn't take her long to realize she found her new companion. So she scooped him up, paid for it and took him out to her Snaggin Waggin, hopped in, gave the engine one full rev and peeled out of the parking lot (just for a cool effect).
As she was driving down the highway, the frog started speaking those familair phrases again - "Hey you, slow down for a sec" "Lean over and give me a kiss" "I promise you won't regret it" "What have you got to lose?" "You have really pretty eyes". So she figured.."Meh. what the heck?". She checked her rearview just to make sure noone was around, picked up the frog and planted on big ol' wet kiss on him. Before she could blink an eye, the frog had turned into a buff, bronzed, long haired, rippled warrior with a dazzling smile. Even faster than the blink of an eye, can you guess what she turned into?
The first hotel she could find, ayyyyeeee.
!!! 
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