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  • The Barber Shop

    A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

    The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.

    A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

    The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves.

    A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

    The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves

    The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't come back."

    A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.

    The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"

    Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house!".
    Measure a woman or man's worth not on what they have but on what they give and how they live their life. Speak the truth for a lie will bite you in the end!

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    LMAO! :rofl2:

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    • #3
      lol....:)



      *Kalilsha*



      If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving u
      When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be u an me..

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      • #4
        :Chatter :Chatter

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