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    A South Carolina redneck passed away and left a sizable estate to his beloved widow. However, she can't touch it until she turns fourteen.

    Folks in North Carolina now go to the movies in groups of 18 or more since they were told that in some theaters "17 and under are not admitted".

    The minimum drinking age in Tennessee was raised to age 32 in an attempt to keep alcohol out of high schools.

    Reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi are considered documentaries.

    You know you are in Kentucky when you call the front desk from your motel room and tell the clerk "I've gotta leak in my sink", and he says, "Go ahead...you paid for the room".

    You can tell if a West Virginia redneck is married. There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.

    A new lottery system is in effect in Virginia. It pays out $3,000,000. to the lucky winner. That is, $3 a year for a million years.

    The governor's mansion in Louisiana was almost destroyed by fire. In fact, the entire trailer park was almost lost.

    The law in Georgia was recently changed regarding divorce. Now, after being divorced, the couple are still brother and sister.

    The best thing to ever come out of Arkansas was Interstate 40.

    An Alabama state trooper stopped a redneck in a pickup truck for weaving on the roadway. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The redneck said, "'Bout what?"
    Measure a woman or man's worth not on what they have but on what they give and how they live their life. Speak the truth for a lie will bite you in the end!

  • #2
    And to think I was born in Arkansas. :sunny!:

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    • #3
      LOL sorry Greenman....was not meant to offend by any means... :rainbw:
      Measure a woman or man's worth not on what they have but on what they give and how they live their life. Speak the truth for a lie will bite you in the end!

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      • #4
        At least I-40 got me out of Arkansas.

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        • #5
          :lol2:
          Measure a woman or man's worth not on what they have but on what they give and how they live their life. Speak the truth for a lie will bite you in the end!

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          • #6
            :rofl2: :rofl2: :JawDrop :Shocked :lol2: .My sides hurt. Now my cheeks are cramped. Thats wrong on a couple of levels, but ssssssooooooo funny!!!!!

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            • #7
              :rofl2: That was funny, I lived in GA. for 15 years & got married there, Had to get a blood test & one of the questions on the forms were are you two related? I was like are you kidding? there serious. :lol2:
              don't you be wastin' all your money
              on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough





              Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

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              • #8
                those are cute :lol2:
                Truth is like the sun, you can shut it out for a time, but it ain't going away.

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                • #9
                  YA...See in GA they ask..in Arkansas it is just assumed.... :dancing3: :Jumping:
                  Measure a woman or man's worth not on what they have but on what they give and how they live their life. Speak the truth for a lie will bite you in the end!

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                  • #10
                    :rofl2: :rofl2: so true

                    What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
                    --A full set of teeth.
                    don't you be wastin' all your money
                    on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough





                    Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by LadyRedtailedHawk
                      YA...See in GA they ask..in Arkansas it is just assumed.... :dancing3: :Jumping:
                      OH, oh ,no. What goes blonde,brown,blonde,brown,blonde,brown? A blonde doing cartwheels.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Ginger
                        :rofl2: :rofl2: so true

                        What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
                        --A full set of teeth.
                        lol
                        Truth is like the sun, you can shut it out for a time, but it ain't going away.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Walking Wind
                          OH, oh ,no. What goes blonde,brown,blonde,brown,blonde,brown? A blonde doing cartwheels.

                          :rofl2: :rofl2: True True :clapping:
                          Measure a woman or man's worth not on what they have but on what they give and how they live their life. Speak the truth for a lie will bite you in the end!

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                          • #14
                            Greenman...here are some Arkansas Laws for you to bear in mind...LOL. These are real laws that are on the books...







                            The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.

                            A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

                            A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

                            Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.

                            Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.


                            In the City of Fayetteville

                            It is illegal to kill "any living creature".

                            In the City of Little Rock

                            Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.

                            Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.

                            It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday



                            Enjoy! hehehehehe
                            Measure a woman or man's worth not on what they have but on what they give and how they live their life. Speak the truth for a lie will bite you in the end!

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                            • #15
                              LOL those are funny here are a couple more :)

                              Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.

                              While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

                              It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane
                              don't you be wastin' all your money
                              on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough





                              Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

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