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  • #16
    Here are some Florida state Laws :rofl2:

    Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
    A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
    If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
    It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
    Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
    Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

    It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
    When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
    You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
    It is considered an offense to shower naked.
    You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
    Oral sex is illegal.
    You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
    Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
    One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.
    don't you be wastin' all your money
    on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough





    Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Ginger
      LOL those are funny here are a couple more :)

      Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.

      While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

      It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane
      Now that's a law I can live with! And so can the photographer!

      'Course THIS bear just might shoot back.


      BTW, Ginger, I just gotta know. "Commander Bun-Bun"??
      Last edited by Sleeping Bear; 06-20-2006, 06:10 PM.
      Something exists.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Sleeping Bear
        Now that's a law I can live with! And so can the photographer!

        'Course THIS bear just might shoot back.


        BTW, Ginger, I just gotta know. "Commander Bun-Bun"??
        I am my own commander
        I wouldn't want to wake you
        don't you be wastin' all your money
        on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough





        Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Ginger
          I am my own commander
          I wouldn't want to wake you
          For you, Commander, I would gladly make an exception.

          Commander I understand, but "bun-bun"? Permission to use my imagination?
          Something exists.

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          • #20
            go ahead imagin away
            don't you be wastin' all your money
            on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough





            Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Ginger
              go ahead imagin away
              You are too kind, Commander.
              Something exists.

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              • #22
                How come I don't see you on Hubz I was gonna stalk you j/k it's our instant messaging
                don't you be wastin' all your money
                on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough





                Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

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                • #23
                  My tummy hurts so bad....
                  Tell me some more, please

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