Southern Humor

[MizzJingleChic19]

[GRANDSON OF ZEELA]

My tummy hurts so bad....
Tell me some more, please

[Ginger]

How come I don't see you on Hubz I was gonna stalk you j/k it's our instant messaging

[Sleeping Bear]

go ahead imagin away

You are too kind, Commander.

[Ginger]

go ahead imagin away

[Sleeping Bear]

I am my own commander
I wouldn't want to wake you

For you, Commander, I would gladly make an exception.

Commander I understand, but "bun-bun"? Permission to use my imagination?

[Ginger]

Now that's a law I can live with! And so can the photographer!

'Course THIS bear just might shoot back.


BTW, Ginger, I just gotta know. "Commander Bun-Bun"??

I am my own commander
I wouldn't want to wake you

[Sleeping Bear]

LOL those are funny here are a couple more :)

Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.

While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane

Now that's a law I can live with! And so can the photographer!

'Course THIS bear just might shoot back.


BTW, Ginger, I just gotta know. "Commander Bun-Bun"??

[Ginger]

Here are some Florida state Laws :rofl2:

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.

[Ginger]

LOL those are funny here are a couple more :)

Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.

While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane

[LadyRedtailedHawk]

Greenman...here are some Arkansas Laws for you to bear in mind...LOL. These are real laws that are on the books...







The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.

A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.

Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.


In the City of Fayetteville

It is illegal to kill "any living creature".

In the City of Little Rock

Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.

Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.

It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday



Enjoy! hehehehehe

[LadyRedtailedHawk]

OH, oh ,no. What goes blonde,brown,blonde,brown,blonde,brown? A blonde doing cartwheels.

:rofl2: :rofl2: True True :clapping:

[biidabinukwe06]

:rofl2: :rofl2: so true

What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
--A full set of teeth.

lol

[Walking Wind]

YA...See in GA they ask..in Arkansas it is just assumed.... :dancing3: :Jumping:

OH, oh ,no. What goes blonde,brown,blonde,brown,blonde,brown? A blonde doing cartwheels.

[Ginger]

:rofl2: :rofl2: so true

What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
--A full set of teeth.