Inside The Nba Final Edition.....2006
Well Hoopsters, It's Over For This Year, And The Heat Are Champions Of The National No Defense Allowed, Free Throw Shooting Association...(nndaftsa) Which Used!! To Be The Nba...
Anyways, Kudos To Miami, And To D Wade...and Shaq And Pat Riley Too......memo To Those W/ Money Go Long On Brylcreem Styling Mousse This Year!!
So, How'd This Happen? Well, I Personally Do Not Believe That Dirk Nowitzke Is A Championship Level Player...he Has Great Skills, But No Heart, And No Leadership Skills. When Things Get Ugly..he Usually Blames Teammates....always A Good Way To Build Team Chemistry....like When Stackhouse Tried To Deliberately Miss A Free Throw Late In One Game...to Get The Ball Back..but Missed The Rim.....what Did Dirk Say In The Interview?? 'he's Been In The League 10 Years, And Should Know The Rules' Yeah Dirk, Stand Behind Him!! Eh???
The Really Great Players Elevate Their Performance If They Think Their Teammates Aren't Playing As Well....(as D Wade Did!!) And Never Bad Mouth Them At Least Publicly...
But The Free Throws Called Against Dallas For So Called Fouling D Wade Boggle The Imagination...he Wasn't Even Touched In Several Cases...after Dribbling By The Entire Mavs Team...and Violating The 'over And Back' Rule Which Used To Called As A Backcourt Violation, And A Turnover...if He's Allowed To Either Do An Uncontested Shot, Or Shoot Free Throws Every Time...there Is No Way To Defense Him....people Were Jostled Far Worse All Over The Arena In The Beer And Hot Dog Lines!!!! And Much As It Pains Me, I Agree W// Mark Cuban On This One...it Was A Travesty.....w/ Wade Shooting More Free Throws Than The Entire Mavs Team....yeah, The Same Mark Cuban Who Once Said That Nba Officiating Chief Ed Rush Couldn't Manage A Dairy Queen!!! Then When Diary Queen Inc. Complained, Cuban Actually Worked There For A Couple Days!!!! Gotta Love It
But Dallas Even With All That, Seemed To Suffer From Ummmmm Let's Say 'tight Throats' (instead Of Choking) At Crunch Time...
So Another Year Goes By, And 29 Of 30 Teams Are Disappointed...well, Getting To The Finals Is Far From Easy, And Returning Is Even Harder Than That.....once You Win, Place A Large Bullseye On Your Back, As Every Team In The League Changes Strategies To Beat You....and Every Body Is 'up' For You Every Night...
So What Will The Future Of The (former) Nba Hold For Next Year? Well.............
The Suns, If Amare Is Healthy..will Be Very Tough To Beat...most Of Their Bench Players/extras Etc...played Very Well This Year..and Gained Much Valuable Experience....
The Cavs, And Lebron Will Be Far From The 'mistake On The Lake' Laughing Stocks Of Yesteryear...
The Bulls, Who Were Vastly Improved, Will Have The 2nd Pick In The Draft, And Another First Rounder...
So, The Pistons, If They Are To Survive The Heat, Cavs, And Bulls, And Again Represent The East...must Add A Top Notch Scorer.....without Losing Any Core Players...early Rumours Are That They May Go After Kevin Garnet Big Time...he Can Definitely Score!! And Ben Wallace, If Signed By Detroit...would Move To Power Forward....
The Lakers Have Kobe (don't Laugh He Almost Single Handedly Got Them In To The Semi-finals) And Will Be Sure To Add Talent Soon..with $$$ And Phil Jackson Around..
And As Long As Duncan/Parker/Ginobili Are around And Healthy, The Spurs Will Be A Solid Contender
I Hope Some Of You Have Enjoyed Our Analysis Of The Nba...and Trash Talk/humor Etc.....and Remember, In the Final Analysis....hoooppppsss Baybeeeeeeeeeee!!!! So For 2006, This Is The Inside The Nba Signing Off For Now.....
Well Hoopsters, It's Over For This Year, And The Heat Are Champions Of The National No Defense Allowed, Free Throw Shooting Association...(nndaftsa) Which Used!! To Be The Nba...
Anyways, Kudos To Miami, And To D Wade...and Shaq And Pat Riley Too......memo To Those W/ Money Go Long On Brylcreem Styling Mousse This Year!!
So, How'd This Happen? Well, I Personally Do Not Believe That Dirk Nowitzke Is A Championship Level Player...he Has Great Skills, But No Heart, And No Leadership Skills. When Things Get Ugly..he Usually Blames Teammates....always A Good Way To Build Team Chemistry....like When Stackhouse Tried To Deliberately Miss A Free Throw Late In One Game...to Get The Ball Back..but Missed The Rim.....what Did Dirk Say In The Interview?? 'he's Been In The League 10 Years, And Should Know The Rules' Yeah Dirk, Stand Behind Him!! Eh???
The Really Great Players Elevate Their Performance If They Think Their Teammates Aren't Playing As Well....(as D Wade Did!!) And Never Bad Mouth Them At Least Publicly...
But The Free Throws Called Against Dallas For So Called Fouling D Wade Boggle The Imagination...he Wasn't Even Touched In Several Cases...after Dribbling By The Entire Mavs Team...and Violating The 'over And Back' Rule Which Used To Called As A Backcourt Violation, And A Turnover...if He's Allowed To Either Do An Uncontested Shot, Or Shoot Free Throws Every Time...there Is No Way To Defense Him....people Were Jostled Far Worse All Over The Arena In The Beer And Hot Dog Lines!!!! And Much As It Pains Me, I Agree W// Mark Cuban On This One...it Was A Travesty.....w/ Wade Shooting More Free Throws Than The Entire Mavs Team....yeah, The Same Mark Cuban Who Once Said That Nba Officiating Chief Ed Rush Couldn't Manage A Dairy Queen!!! Then When Diary Queen Inc. Complained, Cuban Actually Worked There For A Couple Days!!!! Gotta Love It
But Dallas Even With All That, Seemed To Suffer From Ummmmm Let's Say 'tight Throats' (instead Of Choking) At Crunch Time...
So Another Year Goes By, And 29 Of 30 Teams Are Disappointed...well, Getting To The Finals Is Far From Easy, And Returning Is Even Harder Than That.....once You Win, Place A Large Bullseye On Your Back, As Every Team In The League Changes Strategies To Beat You....and Every Body Is 'up' For You Every Night...
So What Will The Future Of The (former) Nba Hold For Next Year? Well.............
The Suns, If Amare Is Healthy..will Be Very Tough To Beat...most Of Their Bench Players/extras Etc...played Very Well This Year..and Gained Much Valuable Experience....
The Cavs, And Lebron Will Be Far From The 'mistake On The Lake' Laughing Stocks Of Yesteryear...
The Bulls, Who Were Vastly Improved, Will Have The 2nd Pick In The Draft, And Another First Rounder...
So, The Pistons, If They Are To Survive The Heat, Cavs, And Bulls, And Again Represent The East...must Add A Top Notch Scorer.....without Losing Any Core Players...early Rumours Are That They May Go After Kevin Garnet Big Time...he Can Definitely Score!! And Ben Wallace, If Signed By Detroit...would Move To Power Forward....
The Lakers Have Kobe (don't Laugh He Almost Single Handedly Got Them In To The Semi-finals) And Will Be Sure To Add Talent Soon..with $$$ And Phil Jackson Around..
And As Long As Duncan/Parker/Ginobili Are around And Healthy, The Spurs Will Be A Solid Contender
I Hope Some Of You Have Enjoyed Our Analysis Of The Nba...and Trash Talk/humor Etc.....and Remember, In the Final Analysis....hoooppppsss Baybeeeeeeeeeee!!!! So For 2006, This Is The Inside The Nba Signing Off For Now.....
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