ignorant old man

[storm]

Will some one please tell me where to go to learn this language. like" lol " and all the crazy stuff you people use. My Dad had a better time learning English than I am having with this.. at first I thought heck, maybe its navajo! Just point me the right direction, or do you have to have a dictionary...cheeeez

[*-merk-*]

i googled the following. not all are used but you get the idea :p

AAMOF As a matter of fact
AFAIK As far as I know
BAC By any chance
B4 Before
B4N Before now
BBL Be back later
BRB Be right back
BTW By the way
CMIIW Correct me if I'm wrong
CUL See you later
DH Darling husband (or 'Darn husband' depending on context)
DW Darling wife (see DH)
DD Dear daughter
DS Dear son
EOF End of file
FITB Fill in the blank
4U For you
F2F Face to face
FWIW For what it's worth
GMTA Great minds think alike
HTH Hope this helps
IAC In any case
IKWUM I know what you mean
IMHO In my humble opinion
IMO In my opinion
IOW In other words
IYKWIM If you know what I mean
J/K Just kidding
JM2C Just my two cents
KWIM Know what I mean
LOL Laughing out loud
NN2R No need to reply
OIC Oh, I see
OTOH On the other hand
ROTFL Rolling on the floor laughing
ROTFLMAO Rolling on the floor laughing my a@# off
SICS Sitting in the chair snickering
TIA Thanks in advance
TNX or TXS Thanks
TTFN Ta-ta for now
2L8 Too late
2U To you
WB Welcome back
WTG Way to go!
YSR Yeah, sure, right
YWIA You're welcome in advance

[*-merk-*]

lol @ maybe its navajo

[storm]

Thanks so much, But I hope there isn't a quiz later.

[drinkingfromysaucer2]

TY thank you

[Lil Stinker]

WTF

[ghostrider]

GOG = Grumpy old grouch

MOF = mean old fart

BTRH = Born to Raise hell

[Riverwoman]

Originally posted by Lil Stinker
WTF

WTF= What the F**** sorry, couldn't resist that one :p

[Tibiki Kinew]

snafu= situation normal all f@cked up
fubar= f@cked up beyond all repair

and for the gals


rtfm= read the freakin manual !!!!!:D

[Singing Eagle]

BTW - By the way

OMGS - Oh my Great Spirit! - the jib way of saying OMG - oh my god!

OFFS - oh for f@%* sakes!

GTFOH - Get the F@%* outta here!



For the men:

CYODS&FYODS - cook your own damn supper & find your own damn socks!

[wyo_rose]

Originally posted by Singing Eagle

For the men:

CYODS&FYODS - cook your own damn supper & find your own damn socks!

:clap: :clap:

And FYI: Since when do guys read the manual????

[Tibiki Kinew]

wyo_rose
Since when do guys read the manual????

a) since we started writing them for gals on how to cook for
dummies


b) all the time, specially the pms manual!!!

and btw I don't ever let a woman in my kitchen, I love to cook too much for that, besides the best chefs in the world are still known to be men,,,no offense meant though gals:devil

[wyo_rose]

No offense??? Whatever....

The only guys that write manuals must have English as a 2nd Language.

And the only manual instructions that guys need on PMS is DUCK AND COVER!!:P

75% of men have little if no idea how a kitchen works, except how to dish themselves a plate.

As opposed to only 10 % of women.

:Angel:

[storm]

Thanks for the edjukashun.

[saukpuppet]

ladies to men---- 8haps2e1- it happens to everyone (which is a lie but hey, its the internet right?)