A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit...
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01-19-2005, 02:32 PM -
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:
..."Two Prostitutes -- $50.00."
A policeman, seeing the sign,
stopped them and told them
they'd either have to remove the sign
or go to jail.
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POTATO PROSTITUTES
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There were two little potatoes standing at a street corner.
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One is a prostitute
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How can you tell which one is the prostitute?
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hooooooold on!
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your gonna love this one ......01-19-2005, 02:20 PM -
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A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
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Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
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The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I...08-24-2005, 01:10 AM