In silence lies danger
soul deceivers the art
know him well a stranger
solid angles flung apart
keep in step to receive
thunder in paradise
dream of all you perceive
nothing left to realize
a prime brutality
the banal stereo
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11-29-2007, 01:42 PM -
Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes into an Irish gas station.
An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is... "Top o' the mornin to ye".
As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of...04-20-2005, 12:24 PM -
A Hawaiian woodpecker and a Californian woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees.
The Hawaii woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.
The California woodpecker accepted his challenge, and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with...04-20-2005, 09:15 PM -
Pain the only reason i feel<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O:P></O:P>
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<O:P></O...01-07-2008, 12:36 AM -
A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.
He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Where upon...01-21-2005, 01:39 PM