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  • Roach Theory

    I think roach makers trap alive porcupine and bred them to produce fine quility porky hairs, do you agree or disagree?:D
    Have no hard feeling toward anyone who has not shown you enmity,do not fight with anyone who does not oppose you.Those who are good at knighthood are not militaristic,those who are good at battle do not become angry,planning should be in secret, attack should be swift. Sun Tzu - The Art of War

  • #2
    I bet some have.
    Same principle as horses and dogs. You only want the best traits.


    • #3
      ROFLMAO!! Hey Bum.. how many porky's you got in that breeding facility of yours?
      Don't worry that it's not good enough for anyone else to hear... just sing, sing a song.sigpic


      • #4
        I've long held a theory that the roach makers held secret porcupine farms....and this is what I see happening to these poor noble creatures....:Cry

        Take a scene from any Veitnam war movie when they show a vietcong POW camp...all these poor porcupines locked up in little cages living on a diet of rotten rice mixed with rogaine to make the hair grow faster and longer. regular visits to an electrical shed for shock "therapy" to stimulate the folicals. Then a wash and condition to make the hair softer, fuller, and more managable. For those unfortunate to have porcupine dry scalp regular dousings in selsen blue or another of those repusive smelling cure-alls. Lets not forget the genetic experiments trying to cross breed the small american versions with their larger, more brutal african cousins in the attempt to make the hair longer. And, finally supjected to the horrors of blow dryers, and stylists. I don't even want to think about the chemical tortures that they must endure if they are unlucky enough to be destined to produce that coveted "blonde" hair.

        We should stand together and put an end to this treatment of these noble yet prickly creatures....who will stand with me and save the majestic porkupine???

        You laugh...but I remind you of the old Mcdonalds saying..."Hey it can happen!!!"
        We the unwilling, lead by the unknowing, have been doing so much with so little, for so long, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.


        • #5
          Oh yeah...y'all are out there

          ROTFLAMO !!!!!!!!

          "Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up." Pablo Picasso

          "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift...that is why is it called the Present." Master Oogway - KungFu Panda

          My comments are based on what I have been taught and my experiences over the years I have been around the circle. They should in no way be taken as gospel truths and are merely my opinions or attempts at passing on what I have learned while still learning more.


          • #6
            Porcupine rogaine?
            There are 2 types of people in the world...
            Really stupid people who think they are smart
            Really smart people who think they are smart.


            • #7
              You think I went to far, maybe???......ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

              :D :bouncy:
              We the unwilling, lead by the unknowing, have been doing so much with so little, for so long, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.


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