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  • Things you never hear Natives saying....

    My mom watched this show on Aptn and the guy was doing a top ten list - like Letterman - only it was "Things you never hear natives saying"

    She told me a couple but didn't get to write down the whole list so let's make our own.

    "Let's sit in a square!"

    "I'm only playing one card at bingo tonight"

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    Yoooo, Adriannnnnn!!! Adriannnnn. I did it!!!(Rocky Balboa) ha ha ha.

    Absolutely wonderful dahling!!!

    Ugh, you and me go to big tipi in sky!! ha ha ha

    Uh...er...ah...somebody see which way that buffalo herd went????


    Geez Louise, my pony needs new treads!!!


    (talking on a cell phone) Hello, Hello, Honey you got that extra pair of moccasins ready yet. I just blew a hole in mine coming around the bend. ha ha ha.

    ha ha ha Do these count? Onen.



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    ~Tree~
    Skennen enhsenontonnionhake - May you have peace in your mind and heart.
    ~Tree~
    Skennen enhsenontonnion':hake - May you have peace in your mind and heart.

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    • #3
      Hmmmmm....things you never hear Natives saying....

      10. "Could you please pass the Grey Poupon?".
      9. "Nope, no frybread for me!".
      8. "Howdy Pardner!!".
      7. "Y'all come back now, y'hear!!".
      6. "Home, James!!" (to the chauffeur).
      5. Explaining an ol' NDN trick.
      4. "And be on time!!"
      3. "Uh...Houston? We have a problem!".
      2. The Presidential Oath

      and the #1 thing you won't hear a Native say....

      "Yaaay!! We have our land back!!"


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      All in good fun folks........




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      bluewolf :D
      Life is short, so Powwow Hard!
      BlueWolf
      Life is short, so Powwow Hard!

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      • #4
        Hey your making fun of my slang




        Trish

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        • #5
          oooopssss........

          sorry, Faith.....azed:

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          bluewolf :D
          Life is short, so Powwow Hard!
          BlueWolf
          Life is short, so Powwow Hard!

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          • #6
            We love Columbus day.
            I hate sports.
            can we have cornbread instead of frybread.
            buhhh!!! sure i remember you! that's my story and iam sticken to it!!!
            snaggin whats that?




            Trish

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            • #7
              I was only playing it's all in fun

              Faith


              Trish

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              • #8
                HOW!

                (my usual answer:"If you don't know how, I ain't gonna teach you.")

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                Rie
                Rie

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                • #9
                  Here's a couple...
                  I never shop at Wal-Mart
                  Lets take my car !
                  I love to get up early and get to work!(even if some of us do , we wouldn't admit it ) LOL
                  I believe blood quantums are the governments way to breed us out of existance !


                  They say blood is thicker than water ! Now maple syrup is thicker than blood , so are pancakes more important than family ?

                  There are "Elders" and there are "Olders". Being the second one doesn't make the first one true !

                  Somebody is out there somewhere, thinking of you and the impact you made in their life.
                  It's not me....I think you're an idiot !


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                  There's a chance you might not like me ,

                  but there's a bigger

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                  • #10
                    Faith, we gotta get you out to Mohawk country...you will hear, "pass the corn bread, huh?". ha ha ha.

                    How about this one:

                    Uh, yeah officer the limo and the rolex that were stolen, were mine.

                    Yeah. My wife was expensive...I had to give her Dad six mules.

                    How come all them telephone poles have funny figures carved on them?

                    Caviar is so passe, don't you think, my dear?

                    ha ha ha. Onen.

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                    ~Tree~
                    Skennen enhsenontonnionhake - May you have peace in your mind and heart.
                    ~Tree~
                    Skennen enhsenontonnion':hake - May you have peace in your mind and heart.

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                    • #11
                      :


                      Trish

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                      • #12
                        My husband's submission to the list:

                        "No thanks, we're vegetarians."
                        We are all half-crazy, and all at least half all right. -Josh Ritter

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                        • #13
                          When standing in line to a feeding...."No, you go first."

                          Everything is gonna be alright!

                          Be blessed - got love???

                          This b me.....

                          www.myspace.com/akayo

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                          • #14
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                            Trish

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                            • #15
                              i agree with tree on that cornbread!

                              here's a few:

                              - "how do you get the gamey taste out?"
                              - "what are you guys really smokin in those pipes?"
                              - "what does it mean when you see a (pick your favorite animal)?"

                              keep em comin!

                              - itco

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