I almost fell out of bed when I read this!!! Ur not sane!
"Do you take your Wednesday coffee with one or two?"
So do you go to a coffee shop or a gas station for a cup of coffee?
Why must I feel like that..why must I chase the cat?
"When I was young man I did some dumb things and the elders would talk to me. Sometimes I listened. Time went by and as I looked around...I was the elder".