Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in a reading room and one said to the other, "How do you really feel? I mean, you're 92 years old, how do you honestly feel?"
"Honestly, I feel like a new born baby, I've got no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet myself."
"Honestly, I feel like a new born baby, I've got no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet myself."